After consuming ridiculously large quantities of food, what else is one to do but shop? If you are morally opposed to shopping on "Black" Friday, we salute you, and we hope you will note this is different: it is a precursor to Lenten discipline.
Anyway, if you are smart, you didn't get up in the middle of the night and camp out at your nearest big box store. Instead, you'll be doing your shopping online, either today or on Cyber Monday. Because the SEC cares about your and your shopping needs, we have conveniently provided a way for you to do all your Advent, Christmas, St. Thomas, Holy Innocents, and New Year's Day shopping done in one fell swoop. This weekend only, we have an amazing deal on 2015 Lent Madness bracket posters. Buy one for every person on your gift list (maybe a matching set for your dearest loved ones)! Now through Cyber Monday, 2015 Lent Madness bracket posters are on sale for just FIVE BUCKS EACH. That's a 50% savings and an unprecedented low price!
To get the deal, use code CYBER14.
And that's not all. You can get great deals on other gift items from Forward Movement, including amazing children's books and a book of daily devotions for 2015. You don't usually see deals like this from Forward Movement, so act now. Remember, use code CYBER14 at checkout to get the deal.
So go ahead, pull out your wallet, and finish all your shopping for everyone in the next five minutes. Then go eat some leftovers and take a nap. You'll have earned it.