Dear Brothers and Sisters in Lent Madness,
"Grace and peace to you from God our Father, and the Lord Jesus Christ,” as Paul of Tarsus said before he was ignominiously defeated by Emma of Hawaii in Lent Madness 2012.
As you know from breathlessly following Lent Madness on Facebook and Twitter (using hashtag #SECconclave), the Supreme Executive Committee has been prayerfully discerning the 2016 bracket throughout the day. Much coffee was consumed. And then more coffee was consumed.
We realize that many of you find it unbearable to endure the wait until All Brackets’ Day (November 3), when the 2016 bracket is released to the entire world. The SEC hears the plaintive cry of the Lent Madness faithful, and we assure you of our constant concern during this wilderness time. Though not so much as to provide even a hint about the content of the aforementioned 2016 bracket.
Of course, to keep things in perspective, it could always be worse. You could contract leprosy -- although that wouldn’t be so bad either, since you would be able to meet Damien of Molokai (defeated in the first round of Lent Madness 2013) while experiencing an all-expenses-paid (not by us) trip to Hawaii.
Nonetheless, the SEC, in our beneficent magnanimity and unsurpassed compassion hereby offer the follow coping strategies:
Remember, we are with you in spirit as you ponder in your heart (like Mary, who will never be in Lent Madness) the official start of Lent Madness 2016 on Ash Thursday, February 11, 2016.
Sent this day by our respective hands and sealed by digital wax,
Tim & Scott
Please Note: This Pastoral Letter is to be read from every pulpit in all of Christendom this coming Sunday. If necessary, go ahead and step into the pulpit just after the sermon. Your clergy will thank you. And make sure you read this with feeling, not in a monotone as if Jesus' saints bore you.
46 comments on “A Pastoral Letter from the SEC”
You guys are a little bit crazy. And I mean that in the nicest way possible.
Thank you, Julie. I think that about covers it.
So this was great reading and lots of fun right up until I got to the part about 195 days left until 2016 LM. That's when I lost it. Am now ordering tinted contact lenses in a nice shade of purple. Luckily my rector is an LM fan so he will be nonplussed but not angry when I invade his pulpit on Sunday.
How about purple tights when the weather gets cooler, if that ever happens? Less expensive than purple contact lenses and would still attract a lot of attention which would give you the opportunity to recruit other followers. And add purple sunglasses to that. You'll feel all Lent-ish and like you're back in the 60's. And a floppy purple hat and people will stand at least 10 feet away from you unless you are in church. And a sash that says "Lent Madness" on it. Eliminate any or all of the above if you think they're over the top. Just trying to help. I will look for purple beads myself to go with a purple top. Will not buy a purple skirt; I have my limits. There are endless purple possibilities out there.
You nailed it, Eileen. As usual. I am putting on my purple-colored sunglasses right now and looking at the world from a LM and SEC point of view! But I still don't want to wait 195 days.
The sky outside my window is looking very purple. You SEC are very good. Maybe there'll be a purple moon tonight instead of a blue one.
I also always think of the Securities and Exchange Commission. Apparently other people think it has something to do with sportsball.
I think a purple cilice would be more appropriate.
I already have a purple skirt. And top. And beads and earrings. With purse and hat. I think we have it covered.
Thank you for the brief interlude in trying to make sense of David, Bathsheba and bread of life.
I accidentally dyed my own cat purple, and he isn't happy. I'm sending him to you this afternoon via UPS - Utterly Pi**ed domestic Short-hair. (Whew! It was hard to come up with that acronym!)
now I like this site your crazy I resemble that
There's name for folks like you — Tease
Well, Frere Madcaps.....how refreshing a message you send out in the hinterlands for the Mad Faithful Followers to peruse as we chomp at the bit feverishly awaiting November to peruse the slate for the 2016 festivities. So happy to be back in the loop.....I'm so happy to be anywhere if you really wanna know...and even if you don't ! Welcome back, SEC !!!! You've made my day ! Tell Lady Jane that the retired Deacon says "Howdy !"
Constance and Her Companions, please include!
It made me laugh out loud to picture myself walking up into the pulpit after the conclusion of the sermon (and after the exit of the preaching clergy) to read your Pastoral Letter aloud to the congregation. Ha --- I'm tempted!
perhaps going over the top?
I dyed my own hair purple! #1 fan here! I'll read this letter as is and hope none of our Spanish-only parishioners get lost. #watitingpatientlyforLocuraCuaresmal
'@Cheryle -- How in the world does one "accidentally" dye a cat purple (or any other color)? I assume you've apologized profusely, for all the good that would do, and I trust you will have a speedy recovery from whatever injuries he managed to inflict and hope that not too many stitches were required.
I miss Oliver
Me, too!
My cat is already purple..what do I do?
best. sermon. ever.
Is this the year you finally include St Spreservous?
heh.
Please consider, all-mighty SEC, St. Agnes. She gave her life for her faith, and those of us who went to St. Agnes School, a Virginia Diocesan School, in Alexandria, VA, are true and faithful Sister Lambs. We would love to see our Beloved St. Agnes in the running for Lent Madness 2016.
Unless authorized by my bishop I fear that a reading of your pastoral letter might subject me to discipline under Title IV (or at least a litany of anonymous complaints sent to my senior warden and shared aloud at the next vestry meeting).
a purple ferret might e a nice touch
I was laughing all the way until the idea of changing all the church hangings to purple came up and suddenly I really thought it might work - perhaps the whole church would believe that we passed over into lent in the middle of the summer - it is possible isn't it. Then I am not sure why the pastoral letter has to be read after the sermon - who needs a sermon with a pastoral letter such as this......... Just my thoughts.
Is the SEC tech support team working on a like function for the comments section? This would be a popular feature for the Lent Madness faithful. There are still 195 days!
I totally agree with you, Carol. In fact, I was looking for the "like" button as soon as I finished reading your comment!
You know, my cat is white and would take purple dye well, I am sure. Physically, not psychologically.
I want a "Like" button on Comments this time around. Please?
I'd like a "Don't Like" button for the "Like" ideas. Not all of the world is infected with "social media disease".
Well, I've got no. 9 covered; I love my Brigid pint.
I too would like a "like" button for comments. Thank you for all that you do to keep us inspired !
"SEC"? The Securities and Exchange Commission is involved with Lent Madness? I knew there was something shady about the voting procedure.
deliciously and devilishly letter!! Am waiting with bated breath for Lent. Maybe you could give us a sneak preview!
I was this very day despairing of finding any meaning in life and God revealed it to me in your pastoral letter. I'll put the noose away and pull out my now purple dog to enjoy the wait until Nov 3. Bless you.
What a wonderful surprise for our rector as he leaves for vacation this week, seeing the church in all purple paraments. We will not announce the real reason until after his departure. We will just tell him this was done to remind him to have a glorious vacation. Should I start looking into a new church home now?
Surely the SEC needs an Altar Guild adjunct to help with the hangings, etc.